Come on fellas...I hate snakes as much as the next guy. I don't kill 'em though (now, poisonous ones would be a different story, though). They simply provide too much rodent relief. Now if the wife sees 'em...they just gotta die, unless she runs into the house so I can throw 'em over the fence.

Big babies! (Kiddin' now, don't flame me!)


In a lifetime, the average driver will honk 15,250 times. My wife figures I'm due to die any day now...