Here's one more suggestion for you Jersey. It may truly work.
Don't shower or bathe for a month. Then go into the ACoE office every day and stink up the place. Each day, turn in a new 404 application. Make sure to let your scent all over the application before you turn it in.
Tell them that until you can have a pond to bath in, you're going to continue to visit them everyday.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
