Watch out guys, I think Theo has been bought off by the water turkeys. Perhaps he has been captured by them and is being forced to write pro-water turkey articles. I note he cleverly directed our attention from the water turkeys to the allegded "Mexican Big Foot, Bob the Builder, King of the Shiner Fisherman".
Should we mount a rescue operation or just let the turkeys keep him?
All I know for sure is this last week end, my propane smoker exploded and singed all the hair off my head and arms. Immediatly thereafter, through the smoke and smell of burnt hair, I saw a water turkey leaving my pond. The smoker is kept at the edge of the pond.
Coincidence? I don't think so...
