The fourth paragraph which starts with "The Typical Cormoranthophobe....." is absolutely hilarious.

And the shocking imagery of ML in his skibies by his pond.....too much!

Hey Dudley, what have you been doing? Just lurking?

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."