All this discussion makes me really glad my pond is
a) not visible from the road
b) not visible from the subdivision next door
c) 200 yards from the house
d) 100 yards from my shooting range, frequently used by myself, my wife's sheriff's deputy nephew, and his partner.

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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