Funny thing Zep, My first thought was a Daisy BB gun

But I like your idea better.
Ha Ha...Tracy....they poop on the furniture Mon-Thu when I'm not there.
So as long as this keeps working....now when I arrive Fri....no poop!
Speaking of a BB gun....we have a Cardinal that constantly hits the very top pane of our picture window.
I would guess on a typical Sat/Sun the Cardinal taps/hits the window 30-40 times.
I have considered a BB gun for the Cardinal, but I think it's highly illegal.
That thing wakes us up every Sunday morning.
You'd think after 500 hits against the window, the Cardinal would know...he's not gettin in!
![[Linked Image from tpwd.texas.gov]](https://tpwd.texas.gov/publications/nonpwdpubs/introducing_birds/images/pg_29_cardinal.jpg)