More book titles:

"A POLE AND A HOLE-- THE Fisherman's Guide to Pond Construction"

"A River RAN Through It"

"The Art of the Dig" (Sorry Mr. Trump)

"The Purpose Driven Pond"

"What to Expect When You're Expecting-- Dealing With a Porous Pond"

And my favorite: "DAM-IT MAN!" How to Blow $10K Without Going to Vegas!"

Working hard so others don't have to.