For Rent:
1 varmit eating alligator. Guaranteed to eat Blue Herons, Water Turkeys, CopperHeaded Rattlemoccasins, Bullheads, Snappinging turtles, Nutrias and other pesky fish-eating varmits. If he doesn�t eat them, he will at least nip 'em or take a leg off so they wont eat all the fish out of your place again. Sneaky Pete rents for $500 per month, delivered. References available. Sign up now, months are filling up fast.
Blam, Got him. Blam-Blam. Just making sure.