Bill, I have no friends who get to hunt. I have a lot of people who ask if I have deer and if I allow hunting. I usually tell them to come and take a look and that I could use some help the coming weekend clearing rocks out of a field or building fence. It never fails that they already have plans for every weekend for the rest of their lives. No further requests.

The only exception is people who have children. I have a real soft spot for kids, even those with lazy parents.