LOL! TARTER SAUCE BY THE GALLON! TOO FUNNY! I like the post that suggested throwing a cast net at them while you are feeding them. Also, why couldn't you electro-fish for them? You know, just shock them to the top and row around in a boat scooping them up. Also, instead of eating them, why not make a post on this site or others offering them for sale for stocking and recoup some of your pond expenses? Just a thought. Good luck!

CATMANDEW