When I get home tonight, I'm taking it down to the pond's where a conveniently large, mature Beech lives. I know that tractor won't even shake it, everyone reading this knows it won't shake it, but I need the tractor to NOT know it can't budge that tree.
As you get a little further into the bonding process, I would suggest some gentle buffing between the headlights with a patch of lambs wool, accompanied by soft, barely audible mumblings of affection and encouragement, and perhaps a gallon or two of the very best impeller pressed, nonGMO biodiesel to be quaffed after a particularly productive, trouble free afternoon together.
Last edited by Yolk Sac; 03/16/1706:53 PM. Reason: Sparkie--only the smallest sip of biodiesel for you, to cement the bonding process as a show of solidarity
