I've got a good trespassing story...
Many years ago, before I joined the Army, I had a deer stand with my name carved on the tree. (Didn't see a damned thing the day I carved that) I have learned to walk swiftly and silently through the woods and surprised a gentleman sitting in my stand. I asked him if he's seen anything. He says no...so I ask him his name. He tells me MY name!!!
Now I know that I was stupid to do this...so don't bawk. I walked away from the guy and go home. I get a chainsaw and walk back up on him... No wander he doesn't get deer...he never checks behind him...Anyway, I start the chainsaw and start cutting the tree down
Years go by...and I find myself in Korea as a Private First Class...and I meet an Army Chaplain who is a Colonel (Full Bird) and he's askin me about where I live. Well I'm tellin him and he says. "Yeah I've hunted in that area" It dawns on me that this is the same jackass that I cut out of that tree. He said he hunted my neighbors property...that's when I reminded him that NO he hunted MY property and I was the guy with the chainsaw! I've never seen anybody turn as red as he did just then...
SMALL WORLD?
