When I was 2, I got into the Drano. My Dad rushed me to the hospital in his 63 Plymouth. Only thing I remember about that is puking all over him and the car pulling out of the driveway.

Then there was the time I got into a bottle of aspirin...

I do remember ALL of the cabinets in the house were locked after that!

Well, Dad soon realized he had to lock up his tools as well whistle