John, I have 3 small kids I can rent you but you will have to pay for travel and all their meals. They whine occasionally but usually step back into line when their dinner is on the line.

Made them clear and burn brush similar to yours this past fall. I usually use the chainsaw and the truck with a chain, drag it out and burn it. They move about 100ft every 4 to 6 hours. Still have about 800 feet to go. Best way, in my opinion, is to keep humping it, good luck sounds like you are close.