My vote is to pee on them from above
When I was a kid climbing trees. A neighbor kid, same age, was way below me, and well, too much Kool-Aid has it's drawbacks
Anyway, the kid went home crying to his mom, which quickly got back to my mom, and I didn't know anything about Lawyers back then. So it was an I peed and he was in the wrong place debate. I lost.
I must confess before I die that I really didn't like that kid following me around
