Roger and Bill are bird hunting. All of a sudden Bill collapses. Roger immediately runs over to Bill and finds him unresponsive with no pulse and his eyes glazed over. Roger pulls out his cell phone and calls 911. He excitedly tells the 911 operator "I was out hunting with my friend when he suddenly collapsed... I cant feel any pulse, his eyes are glazed over and he's unresponsive!! "I'm afraid he may have died!! What can I do?"
The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy sir. I can help. First, let's make certain that he's dead."
There is a silence, then the operator hears a gunshot.
Back on the phone, Roger says, "OK, now what?"
