RIP TAN. I'm sure you had the best life with the Man, as he had with you.
When I made the Owl nummies comment, I didn't mean you or the vast majority of your kind, but only a few.
So, will you please call off that Black Cat that's stalking me when I get home? It's been showing up here ever since then. Walks in front of me when I go out back. Sits on a log just staring at me, with who knows what evil intent.
