That always baffled me. Why is it so critical that the church lawn gets mowed before every Sunday morning service?

You wouldn't believe the number of locked up chainsaws I see on an annual basis, with the excuse "I loaned to a friend/neighbor/BIL", etc.

Never loan a chainsaw.


"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"

If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1)
And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1)
Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT?
PB answer: It depends.