You're aware that "flexing the membrane" is not code speak used to describe some activity not usually discussed in polite company.
While watching an episode of "lake Life" with some friends, you see a shot with Norris lake in the background, and you casually, with a complete air of indifference, remark "I told you I've fished there, right?"
You think license to kill is cool, but license to rotenone is even better.
You're totally in favor of implanting tracking chips to monitor your fishies movements, but you refuse to pay OnStar to perform the same service for your new truck.
