Since we're on the topic of government agencies, I personally wouldn't mind nationalizing motor vehicle registration and safety inspection. A national license plate and inspection sticker would make it much easier for truckers crossing state lines. Transient workers wouldn't have to re-register their vehicle after moving to another state, and I wouldn't be so danged paranoid crossing the state line while returning home after shopping at "Starbuds" in Colorado.

Chillax and enjoy your pond, fellows. I know I am. grin ............. Our government has a whole lot bigger fish to fry than the ones in your pond.