Someone once told me "A wise man learns from knowledge while a fool learns from experience."
Here's a some more
Gasoline is not a safe alternative to diesel fuel for burning groundhogs out of their hole.
7.62x39 shells will easily penetrate a groundhog and then the side of a barn and then the sidewall of a tire. At close range 7.62x39 shells will also shoot completely through a racoon and the barn wall at least three times in a row. It is also a good idea to warn your girlfriend who is beating on a box with a 2x4 to scare a racoon out that a 7.62x39 shell makes a lot of noise so she remembers to open the barn door before trying to run through it looking the other direction.
Sometimes you just have to pee on the fence a second time to be absolutely sure.
