I have two nifty scars right between my eyes that remind me to take the loading rod out of the muzzleloader BEFORE attempting to fire it.
I once pulled an owl out of my chimney with a 20 ft. rope only to realize I forgot to put my gloves on. Did you know that you can "chicken wing" an owl, holding its wings back with two fingers and a thumb in it's back? Did you also know that it is true that owls can turn their heads 180 degrees? Finally, did you also know that owls do not like the aforementioned "chicken wing" maneuver?
Did you know that dried, dead bermuda grass is hard to light on fire on a windy day? Did you also know that once lit, dried, dead bermuda grass is very hard to extinguish on a windy day?
There has to be more that I can think of, but the repeated blows to the head I have sustained over my nearly 36 years is impairing my ability to recall them right now.
