I wish I could help with the lost keys but maybe with a possible upside for your troubles. With my wife, I would try and use the situation to my advantage to maybe get a little extra "boom boom" time (after 22 years of marriage, I have to get creative
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I might say something like this, "Oh honey that's alright, people are always losing their keys. Maybe we should go upstairs and "brainstorm" where you could have lost them. I know I don't say it enough but your beautiful and nobody is perfect, except maybe you." (enter the Barry White music)
