I feel your pain, TJ, but I don't have a solution. We purchased a new vehicle last year, and the salesman warned us over and over not to lose the keys... $500 apiece, he claimed.

And don't get me started on the keys themselves. Why on earth do they need to come encapsulated in a switchblade type of device, where you push a button and the key itself flings outward like some kind of weapon? I like to carry a set of keys in a front pocket....hard to do with a garage door opener sized piece of hardware dangling from it.

"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"

If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1)
And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1)
Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT?
PB answer: It depends.