I know we've been having some issues with Purina, but some are having more issues than us.
Recently, a retired friend of mine (no names will be provided) was at his local Winn-Dixie buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for his dog. As he was in the check-out line, a woman behind him asked if he had a dog. What did she think... maybe he he had an elephant, maybe he couldn't get any Aquamax!
Being the friend many of us know, on impulse he told her
that no, he didn't have a dog, he was starting the Purina Diet again.
He added that he probably shouldn't, because he ended up in the hospital
last time, but that he'd lost 50 pounds before he awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
it works is you load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so it works well, and he was going to try it again. He said that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with his story.
Horrified, she asked if he ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned him. He told her no. He stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit him.
He thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard. Winn-Dixie won't let my frend shop there anymore.
