Birds do goofy things. I havetwo small ponds in the back that are side by side. A male mallard was swimming in one while the female swam in the other. Go figure!

I and the dog run off any geeze that land in the ponds. We just keep following them around the shoreline and if they can't take the hint I start heaving rocks their way. They usually get the hint and fly off.


If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.