If you can't be nice, DO NOT POST.
But wait, doesn't it say somewhere that the goal of forum participation is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women?
While Conan wasn't exactly a Viking, it may be a good time to review the Viking Laws:
1) Be Brave and Aggressive
a) Be Direct
b) Grab all opportunities
c) Use varying methods of attack
d) Be versatile and agile
e) Attack one target at a time
f) Don't plan everything in detail
g) Use top quality weapons
2) Be Prepared
a) Keep weapons in good conditions
b) Keep in shape
c) Find good battle comrades
d) Agree on important points
e) Choose one chief
3) Be A Good Merchant
a) Find out what the market needs
b) Don't promise what you can't keep
c) Don't demand overpayment
d) Arrange things so that you can return
4) Keep the Camp in Order
a) Keep things tidy and organized
b) Arrange enjoyable activities which strengthen the group
c) Make sure everybody does useful work
d) Consult all members of the group for advice
