What was it deceased comedian Tim Wilson used to say during his act...

"A good M-80 would blow a mailbox completely over top of a house...I later found out that was a federal offense"

"You drop a lit M-80 into a lake, fish will jump in the boat, bait your hook, and fish with ya"

The GOOD M-80's. Not that sissy stuff they have now.


"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"

If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1)
And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1)
Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT?
PB answer: It depends.