So I found this tool today on the NRCS website....it's pretty handy....basically you enter your address then outline your property and it tells you the type of soil found in the last survey...

http://websoilsurvey.nrcs.usda.gov/app/WebSoilSurvey.aspx


Now....for the bad news...

This is what it says comprises 100% of my property:

Atlee very fine sandy loam 100.0%