Can you play the mouth harp, Ken? We need some help in the band.
Me thinks it's best not to go down that road.
I learned at a very young age not to even try to coordinate my brain and body via music rhythm. I probably could do OK blowing across the top of an old moonshine jug or running my fingernails up and down a washboard -- but not simultaneously.
So unfortunately, you'll just have to count me out for this memorable effort.
How about recruiting/enticing Al Hurts (aka Fire is Hot) with a can of beans?
