Don't even get me started on record fish. Caught one and it was a disappointing experience. Also got grief from jealous anglers for catching it in a pond.

But I have it mounted in an icefishing scene, in a glass case, in the studio, and it's my personal experience that I cherish. Official records can go caca.


If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.