There's a reason I don't own big expensive toys - I'd likely have a story worse than all of yours. I'm the man who has dropped 6 pairs of expensive hemostat/shears off my dock the last few years, plus 2 Iphones. I estimate I've dumped at least $500 worth of Aqua Max in 5G buckets forgetting to put the tailgate up, and I probably shouldn't mention the multiple times I forgot to put on the feeder lids right before a nice 2" rain only to return to maggot ridden mush. I'm amazed I'm still walking around, frankly.

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~ Henry David Thoreau

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