As we are all very good at self-rationalization when we want something, it's nice to know that we can pass on that ever-important skill to the next generation.

Bruce, I'm going to give your kid a call later, to discuss the following:

1) How this water trampoline (WT) can help your Redear Sunfish to relieve stress and anxiety.

2) How this WT can make your Yellow Perch double in size every (20) days, not including winter month of course. Wait, ....take that back. All year round!!

3) How having this WT in your main pond can help you kick your DMD habit.

4) How the real Jack Daniels had four of these in his pond.

and finally,

5) How placing one of these WT in each of your ponds can prevent poaching.

And I might add the need for a Pony in order to haul the WT from pond to pond.

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."