I trophy hunt on Craigs list, garage sales and auctions. I bought a HUGE Caribou a few yrs ago and have told a different lie as to how hard the hunt was to each person that's dumb enough ta ask. Man, I had ta crawl a half mile through the thickest swamp in the Tundra. I've got a small 8 point that has one point broken off and a boar that looks like a domestic pig. Tell some good lies about that one also. My granddaughter got mad at me when I said it was the neighbors pet but sure did taste good.
Do nature a favor, spay/neuter your pets and any weird friends or relatives.