What makes you thnk your turtle is having nightmares?
Rapid eye movement, thrashing, horrible facial expressions, crying out. Usually preceded by a long list of dubious reasons for needing to sleep with a light on.
A man endowed with your keen scientific curiosities could learn a lot from observing a snapping turtle, Yolk.
Yes indeed, Sparkie, but it is my highly developed powers of observation, honed by multiple opportunities to observe Omaha on "the day after", that make me question the veracity of your diagnosis.
I believe you have mistaken turtle nightmares for the symptoms of acute ethanol poisoning. I'm glad I was able to clear this up for you; I would definitely keep your turtle away from the cooler over the long weekend.
