The concept would be a competition, where the contestants are required to design and create their own fashionable clothing. Then, those same contestants would be required to dance in that clothing, where they will be judged yet again by a panel of individuals devoid of any talent or knowledge regarding dancing, or fashion, or pretty much anything else for that matter.
Oh, and all the contestants would be vampires. Melancholy, moody, melodramatic vampires.
Makes the cooking shows sound not so bad, thanks.

Esshup I've often thought that preparing the smaller fish would be better the way your grandma did it. But one thing I've learned in 40 years of marriage (33 to the current and last wife), is when to shut up. At least part of the time.

We used to travel a lot in Mexico years ago. When one ordered Pescado Frito, that is exactly what you got. A fried fish........all of it except the guts. Head, eyes, everything. It was delicious, but a little different getting used to for a Midwestern landlubber. Red Snapper fried whole, big enough to hang off both ends of a platter......yummm.