In our house I do all the catching, cleaning, and cooking of fish. But, I don't have to watch cooking shows, so I suppose it all works out. (My wife is an excellent cook, but I do all the wild game)
On the other hand however, I have been subjected to her idea of what constitutes "good" TV on occasion. It didn't take long for me to condense all the elements she finds appealing, and try and condense them into one program.
The concept would be a competition, where the contestants are required to design and create their own fashionable clothing. Then, those same contestants would be required to dance in that clothing, where they will be judged yet again by a panel of individuals devoid of any talent or knowledge regarding dancing, or fashion, or pretty much anything else for that matter.
Oh, and all the contestants would be vampires. Melancholy, moody, melodramatic vampires.
