So far I have the ultimate solution to cleaning fish. My wife cleans all of them. I did not ask her to. Did not expect her to. But she sees me start in with a knife and a fish and quickly takes over for some reason. Doesn't hurt my feelings one bit.
And she does a great job cooking them to. How could I be so lucky?
The only downside I see is unless we watch a movie together, the TV is always on a cooking show. I've watched more cooking shows (usually while reading PBF) not of my own choice than any person should ever be expected to. I figure when cleaning fish she considers it improving her culinary skills.
You can feel sorry for me if you want.

I'll take the trade off. Her cleaning fish for me being exposed to cooking shows.