Once the "8'long" tidbit of info came out, this snake went right to the top of the 'gotta go' list.
We gotta get you conditioned! You and Todd L scared the heck out of a poor little turtle in the outhouse at your pond.
Now you want to deport, or worse, punish a poor little 8-foot snake.
Maybe Yolk Sac can develop a quick cure for you guys.