Few observations:
1. Everyone knows lemonade served with anything sweet, like Zingers, tastes exceedingly tart and is far from refreshing. I'm disappointed no one called me on that - I'm obviously fraudulent.
2. I'm not certain if Zingers are still produced, but the chocolate ones in my opinion were second only to Hostess cupcakes. Dipped in milk, I found them irresistible, and likely the leading cause for my grade school wardrobe consisting of "husky" sized Garanimals.
The cupcakes are good, but if you have not had a Ding Dong, you have yet to have fully lived. Ho Hos are a close second. If it ain't cholocate, it ain't even in the running.
Hostess cakes 
