My kids will be fine, as far as I can tell.

Although, the parents of this kid are wondering how they didn't see something like this coming.

So many parents are now thinking: What DON'T I know about my kids?

Big silver lining over here is that nobody had died....yet. Due to that, the 'story' is dying quickly.

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."