Pond Boss Forums STOCKING A NEW POND Types of fish to choose Theatre of the absurd...

There is a reason why some people should not breed:


Insurance would also be cheaper

I don't think it's absurd, it's true! But, I don't know where else to put it.

Hybrid Blue Dills.

Real life!
From a dude on the other side of the world...


Quick way to clean your pond out!

Some left with nothing!

So that is how fish farms get the fish from the ponds to the trucks, I never knew.

They never made it to any trucks!
Be Grateful that you don't have go home with an empty basket

Feeding 5000 from a few fish only worked once! The rest is up to us!

New bacon fish caught.
http://neblandvm.outdoornebraska.gov/2014/03/swarp/

Something funny I read on another site.

hahahaha great stories

I once had a guy pinch a wire in half like a garden hose to 'shut it off' I had to pick myself off of the ground from the laughter

You may not get it, but that's funny!

Then the fight started!


My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started........

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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

Ask Esshup!

Just to clarify, no that is not me in that picture - either of the characters!!

I know!

This could be painful tho!

I realize mowing around the pond is a PITA.....

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That's where I left that dang needle!