Now wait a minute.... My wife moved here from southern Cali 30 years ago, and she claimed the grass turned brown and quit growing.
Why'd she move back? I thought she was raised on that piece of property?

Times have changed over on the left coast. They now have things that are called automatic watering systems. Now the grass is green all year long! (providing you can afford the water bill that is!).
Or, you just hire a company that comes and paints the brown grass green.
