Yes, I feel bad for you sorry slubs!!!
No ads here, and I have no clue what I'm doing.
Must be those teen geeks who fix my laptop every now and again.
Your suspicious looking avatar probably elicited the attention of the NSA, prompting them to install alpha-spyware on your pc, which in turn, keeps your browser clear. If I were you, I would immediately drop that laptop into a Goodwill donation box and buy a new one. Choose a less conspicuous avatar, something more effeminate, a basket full of kittens, perhaps.
You're welcome, gw
