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What happens if an attendee tries to do "Matt Foley - Motivational Speaker" impressions? Ha! This thread made me have to watch the classic. http://www.hulu.com/watch/4183
If you ain't gonna fart, why eat the beans?  . RES,HBG,YP,HSB,SMB,CC,and FHM. .seasonal trout.
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I would love to make it. I missed Esshup because I was in KC visiting my daughter. Now I going to be on an airplane heading to Saskatchewan to hunt waterfowl. Timing just not on my side.
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I would love to make it. I missed Esshup because I was in KC visiting my daughter. Now I going to be on an airplane heading to Saskatchewan to hunt waterfowl. Timing just not on my side. The one advantage to not coming to Pond-a-palooza is that you won't accidently ask about how to kill aquatic plants, hence, you will avoid being pushed in the water.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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What about comments concerning land based vegetation growing right down to the water's edge? Or possibly even overhanging the water body itself?? What if an attendee is asked, by another attendee, a question that is deemed verboten...certainly the scourge who asked the question is going in the water...serves him or her right...but does that make the other party guilty by association? Even if they were frantically shaking their head NO, and backing away?
This sounds entirely too stressful....
"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"
If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1)
And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1)
Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT?
PB answer: It depends.
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The one advantage to not coming to Pond-a-palooza is that you won't accidently ask about how to kill aquatic plants, hence, you will avoid being pushed in the water. What about growing aquatic plants? I know, I know, bring a bunch of dry clothes.... 
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What about comments concerning land based vegetation growing right down to the water's edge? Or possibly even overhanging the water body itself?? What if an attendee is asked, by another attendee, a question that is deemed verboten...certainly the scourge who asked the question is going in the water...serves him or her right...but does that make the other party guilty by association? Even if they were frantically shaking their head NO, and backing away?
This sounds entirely too stressful....
This is being billed as "the most stressful event in the history of Pond Boss". If you spend your time talking about fish, fishing, growing fish, water quality, dam building, site selection, fish genetics, feeding fish, loving fish, breeding fish, blowing up fish...you will be given food, beverage, and the occasional bro'-hug. If you ask "How do I kill the moss in my lake", your reply will be "Moss grows on trees", and you will be sent for a swim.
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The one advantage to not coming to Pond-a-palooza is that you won't accidently ask about how to kill aquatic plants, hence, you will avoid being pushed in the water. What about growing aquatic plants? I know, I know, bring a bunch of dry clothes.... Aquatic vegetation is some of the best "fish" habitat there is! 
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Bring your swimsuit, Shorty.
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Does anybody know how to rid a pond of duckweed?
If you ain't gonna fart, why eat the beans? . RES,HBG,YP,HSB,SMB,CC,and FHM. .seasonal trout.
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So, just what are the normal water temps for late Sept. in Nebraska?
"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"
If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1)
And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1)
Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT?
PB answer: It depends.
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I plan on wearing my swim trunks and floaties for the duration of this event. Packing goggles as well.
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11+ hour drive, and I still get spam email from when Bruce had us sign up for that voting thing a while back. If I show up, you'll be in the water
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Does anybody know how to rid a pond of duckweed? Don't worry about trying to go in the water Jwwann. You'd have gone in the drink just on general principles.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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11+ hour drive, and I still get spam email from when Bruce had us sign up for that voting thing a while back. If I show up, you'll be in the water LMAO. I'll have my Korean dental assistants dry me off when I get out.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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I plan on wearing my swim trunks and floaties for the duration of this event. Packing goggles as well. You're one of the few people I know who might be able to refrain from "moss talk". We'll just make certain to keep you away from woodland animals.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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So, just what are the normal water temps for late Sept. in Nebraska? Why don't you show up and find out? 
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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So, just what are the normal water temps for late Sept. in Nebraska? It will come down to having an indian summer or not. Surface temps last night here were sitting at 75 degrees, water temps in late September might be in the upper 50's to lower 60's. If the current trend continues, it could be much cooler than that.
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So is Tilapia food sources off the table as well?
Brian
The one thing is the one thing
A dry fly catches no fish
Try not to be THAT 10%
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So is Tilapia food sources off the table as well? Can you swim?
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Me: "Hey Bruce..."
Bruce: "Did you say spruce? Spruce is a tree! Trees are plants!"
Fully extended arms as I'm pushed into the drink.
If this doesn't happen at least 8 times I will be shocked.
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11+ hour drive, and I still get spam email from when Bruce had us sign up for that voting thing a while back. If I show up, you'll be in the water LMAO. I'll have my Korean dental assistants dry me off when I get out. They only like you for a paycheck  Can we mention PEZ at this function?
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Bruce. Can I park my mid 60s camper in your driveway and plug into your house? Thinking about bringing the whole family. What's your views on people bathing in your pond? LOL!  
If you ain't gonna fart, why eat the beans? . RES,HBG,YP,HSB,SMB,CC,and FHM. .seasonal trout.
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10 hour roadtrip from here to Lincoln....
"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"
If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1)
And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1)
Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT?
PB answer: It depends.
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8 hour from my house. 4 hour from my mother and father in laws. I bet I could catch my wife off guard and say I wanna go visit her family. Then sneak away on an excursion on Saturday.
If you ain't gonna fart, why eat the beans? . RES,HBG,YP,HSB,SMB,CC,and FHM. .seasonal trout.
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"We've got a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you."
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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