Calling Condello an "angry Pez dispenser" is pure genius.
I wish I could join in on the laughs, but apparently I'm too slow to get the joke.
When I think of a Pez dispenser I think of a piece of junk plastic with a big oversized caricature head that spits out something that has no substance.....Oh, crap...I think I get it now.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.