I guess on the bright side; odds are, it won't happen again, supposedly.
I believe exactly the opposite. It likes to strike the same area often.
Yeah, you're probably right. I've heard tell, that some people have actually been struck multiple times and survived. My ex brother-in-law claims to have been struck twice and avoided serious injury. Although, he tends to exaggerate when inebriated.
Perhaps, you or Dwight could put his claims to a test and hire him as a human lighting rod, and station him on the edge of your property. I'm sure he's available, and he works cheap. About a thirty pack of cheap beer per day, plus an occasional meal, and he's good to go.
