I'm going to chain them together. And, they will have to steal my cutting torch to steal them.
Well, maybe I had better think of something else.
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Yeah. Probably won't work. Years ago I bought a set of 36-inch "bolt" cutters. It is amazing how many times I've put them to good use in the last 30 years.
I got them from one of the liquidation places, so they were pretty inexpensive. I've cut half-inch chain with them. I regularly use them to cut half-inch rebar and large bolts -- but those things are are a lot softer than chain.