TJ, I'll send you a box with a return label.......
I've been entertaining basement culture of Morels for a long time...to my knowledge no one has perfected the process yet, and if they have, it's a guarded technological secret. Considering the explosion of popularily Morels have received the past 20 years it's no wonder, they are sold for up to $25/lb in some areas out of season I hear. When my Dad used to take us as kids very few people were aware the Morel even existed...