Yolkie,if you want real mexican food served by mexicans in a new part of Mexico, go to Texas. I have been there twice(first and last) and the mexican food is delicious, the people are friendly and not very tall. They say there are a few gringos down there but we didn't see any. Just take a few crates of your eggs and you should be good to go as the new residents love to barter. You would have made a good peace officer as you were investigating the wrong person but you didn't let it affect your appetite. I guess country and salsa don't mix well, Maybe the King should have song a few spanish dittles so you could have a decent taco. Good bye and good luck(riddance).
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